For shits and giggles I applied and here what I said.
Describe your current day to day life - Bitch, whine, and moan. I work in between.
What do you do for a fabulous night out? If you've ever been to Ohio you'll know there isn't anything fabulous about it.
How would your friends describe your BEST qualities? I'm not that vain. I'm not Paris
How would your friends describe your WORST qualities? If they say I have a "bad"/worst quality than they suck as friends
How do you get what you want? Try to act like I'm retarded to get people to do things for me. It works
Are you usually the center of attention? Why? Yes, I'm kind of loud and obnoxious.
Are you usually the leader, or the sidekick? How so? Sidekick. Leaders always get the worse end of the bad news shit stick and that's one stick I want to stay the hell away from. They can enjoy!
What is the wildest thing you have ever done? Once again, from Ohio. I could tip a cow and that'd be considered wild.
Do you consider yourself FABULOUS? How so? Only people with low self esteem need to reassure themselves they are fabulous.
Why do you think you could fit in with the socialite circle? I'm not a drunk and have half a brain.
List 3 qualities you think makes a perfect BFF? - Won't Get Drunk (so I'll drive your drunk ass home)
- I Wont' Say bad things to your face but admit if confronted
- I know I'm not going to be your friend forever. Once your dead, pregnant, or too embarassing bye. So I'm honest I guess.
What qualities do you think makes the perfect CELEBRITY BFF? I'm defo not familiar with anyone Paris Hilton hangs out with so if that's the question than that's my answer. I won't know who the hell they are so I'm not going to gush over them. It would just be like "Who's this bitch?"
What similarities AND differences do you share with Paris Hilton? Similarities?. . . . .I like dogs.
Differences to be fair I only know of the wild slutty Paris Hilton. So everything she is in the media I'm not.
The A-List scene can be a cruel one... How would you get the attention you deserve? Unless I shit out an Academy Award I don't think there is anything I can do to get attention from the A-List scene. To be completely honest, its a reality show which brings me down to a D list status. Secondly, its on MTV. Its not like I'm getting any money out of this or doing anything like saving starving children in Guam or wherever the hell kids are hungry at and MTV isn't really a major network. It ain't CBS or FOX. So I don't think I have to contend with the A-List. Look at that last dirty bitch that won.
What major celebrity most reminds you of yourself and why? I don't know them personally. Its like asking me which side of Sybil am I when I didn't read the book.
If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of getting out? That's a big IF.
Why do you want to be famous? Getting money to do nothing.
What would you do to stay on top? Maybe take acting classes or try to hook up with somebody famous sexually.
What about you will make you a perfect replacement for Paris' Ex BFF? I like to take baths and shower. The last bitch looked dirty.
You and Paris end up on the cover of every gossip magazine. What must you two have done to obtain this infamy? Got married, took over a small country, and put everybody in the country in a sweat shop.
A hottie isn't feeling Paris, but is all over you, what do you do? Unless Paris is a lesbo, I don't think she'll have an issue. If she does than she can back the hell up. I'm not going to treat her special b/c of who she is.
The paparazzi are snapping away while Paris is blocking your amazing outfit, what do you do? Trip the bitch. No kidding. I could care less b/c I won't be wearing an amazing outfit to begin with.
A door man doesn't let you in the club where Paris awaits, plead your case: Listen asshole. Paris is a mean drunk bitch. I can care less if I get in tonight or not BUT once I meet up with her and tell her some GED bastard wouldn't let me in, she'll never be back. She'll go to the club across the street and that takes business away from you and when your boss calls and ask her why she over there I'll make sure that your dumbass gets the blame.
Complete this sentence: Friends don't let friends waiting in a line at a club having to fight with the doorman to get in.
Describe your current day to day life - Bitch, whine, and moan. I work in between.
What do you do for a fabulous night out? If you've ever been to Ohio you'll know there isn't anything fabulous about it.
How would your friends describe your BEST qualities? I'm not that vain. I'm not Paris
How would your friends describe your WORST qualities? If they say I have a "bad"/worst quality than they suck as friends
How do you get what you want? Try to act like I'm retarded to get people to do things for me. It works
Are you usually the center of attention? Why? Yes, I'm kind of loud and obnoxious.
Are you usually the leader, or the sidekick? How so? Sidekick. Leaders always get the worse end of the bad news shit stick and that's one stick I want to stay the hell away from. They can enjoy!
What is the wildest thing you have ever done? Once again, from Ohio. I could tip a cow and that'd be considered wild.
Do you consider yourself FABULOUS? How so? Only people with low self esteem need to reassure themselves they are fabulous.
Why do you think you could fit in with the socialite circle? I'm not a drunk and have half a brain.
List 3 qualities you think makes a perfect BFF? - Won't Get Drunk (so I'll drive your drunk ass home)
- I Wont' Say bad things to your face but admit if confronted
- I know I'm not going to be your friend forever. Once your dead, pregnant, or too embarassing bye. So I'm honest I guess.
What qualities do you think makes the perfect CELEBRITY BFF? I'm defo not familiar with anyone Paris Hilton hangs out with so if that's the question than that's my answer. I won't know who the hell they are so I'm not going to gush over them. It would just be like "Who's this bitch?"
What similarities AND differences do you share with Paris Hilton? Similarities?. . . . .I like dogs.
Differences to be fair I only know of the wild slutty Paris Hilton. So everything she is in the media I'm not.
The A-List scene can be a cruel one... How would you get the attention you deserve? Unless I shit out an Academy Award I don't think there is anything I can do to get attention from the A-List scene. To be completely honest, its a reality show which brings me down to a D list status. Secondly, its on MTV. Its not like I'm getting any money out of this or doing anything like saving starving children in Guam or wherever the hell kids are hungry at and MTV isn't really a major network. It ain't CBS or FOX. So I don't think I have to contend with the A-List. Look at that last dirty bitch that won.
What major celebrity most reminds you of yourself and why? I don't know them personally. Its like asking me which side of Sybil am I when I didn't read the book.
If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of getting out? That's a big IF.
Why do you want to be famous? Getting money to do nothing.
What would you do to stay on top? Maybe take acting classes or try to hook up with somebody famous sexually.
What about you will make you a perfect replacement for Paris' Ex BFF? I like to take baths and shower. The last bitch looked dirty.
You and Paris end up on the cover of every gossip magazine. What must you two have done to obtain this infamy? Got married, took over a small country, and put everybody in the country in a sweat shop.
A hottie isn't feeling Paris, but is all over you, what do you do? Unless Paris is a lesbo, I don't think she'll have an issue. If she does than she can back the hell up. I'm not going to treat her special b/c of who she is.
The paparazzi are snapping away while Paris is blocking your amazing outfit, what do you do? Trip the bitch. No kidding. I could care less b/c I won't be wearing an amazing outfit to begin with.
A door man doesn't let you in the club where Paris awaits, plead your case: Listen asshole. Paris is a mean drunk bitch. I can care less if I get in tonight or not BUT once I meet up with her and tell her some GED bastard wouldn't let me in, she'll never be back. She'll go to the club across the street and that takes business away from you and when your boss calls and ask her why she over there I'll make sure that your dumbass gets the blame.
Complete this sentence: Friends don't let friends waiting in a line at a club having to fight with the doorman to get in.
