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His mouth dropped open, the deep fried gizzards falling out of his mouth. "Homophobicunt!" Gabe shouted. Gabe ran up to Erin and cunt punted him. Erin grabbed a nearby cunt and started spelunking Gabe.
...
"They were impaled by Jeff Probst's snuffer," Christy replied....
As this minor argument arose, the group of survivors heard a cunty vaginal laugh coming from the jungle. It was Kendra! "Hahaha! I have got you all! I will take over your minds and use you to date rape and take over the world! Or maybe I'll kill you" she said. Kendra took vaginas from her pocket and threw them at the survivors. One of the vaginas hit Danni in the appendix. Danni fell to the ground. Gabe held her up, trying to keep her alive.
"My love! Oh if I could only be in your place right now! If I could only help you by giving you my appendix!" Gabe gushed.
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It was too late. Kendra yelled "Fucktard!" before she ran off into the jungle....
"We have to go after her," said Gabe, "Everybody grab some KFC and bloody mucus, we're gonna be gone awhile. I'm so getting my revenge."
again,
