Erin woke up sourly. He looked around and started to suckle. "Hello!?" he yelled as no one was around. Erin continued to suckle.
"Who are you?" a male voice asked. Someone stepped out of the shadows. It was Christy Smith! Erin sighed a sigh of relief. "Oh, you're Erin. You're not a threat."
"Who are you with?" Erin asked hostily.
"Three other survivors of Oceanic Flight 926," said Christy.
All of a sudden, Gabriel Cade walked from out of the jungle eating deep fried gizzards. "What's all the commotion, Christy?" Gabe asked. Gabe stopped and noticed Erin. His mouth dropped open, the deep fried gizzards falling out of his mouth. "Homophobicunt!" Gabe shouted. Gabe ran up to Erin and cunt punted him. Erin grabbed a nearby cunt and started spelunking Gabe.
***
As all of this unraveled, Kaysar, Danni, Puck, Denise, and Corinne stumbled out of the jungle and towards the cove. They were tied up. Kaysar was able to fondly free himself and the others.
"Guys, were is Erin?" Kaysar asked.
"Who cares?" Corinne said. Denise started toblubber snottily.
"He's probably with the people who took us," said Puck, stating the obvious.
"Well Denise needs to stop blubbering snottily and we need to find Erin!" Danni said.
"Um, I know where Erin is," a sarcastic voice said. It was Jenna Morasca, partially standing behind a tree, "Follow me and I'll bring you to our camp. Your friend is there. We have plenty of Fresca to drink, you must be dehydrated."
***
Christy was doing the best she could to break up Erin and Gabe. At this point, Gabe was pulling a Denise and blubbering snottily. Jenna, Kaysar, Danni, Puck, Denise, and Corinne came upon the fight. "Oh my! Stop fighting!" Danni yelled as she yanked Gabe away. Erin stood up, bloodied, still holding the cunt.
"Why did you stop? I was winning?" Erin shouted.
"Gabe and I are lovers!" Danni sobbed. "I'm so sorry, I love you more than a cold-blooded bitch loves a football helmet!" Danni said to Gabe as they condomly(?) made out.
"OK, this fighting is definitely ridiculous. Has anyone seen the pilot?" asked Kaysar.
"Penny and Kelly survived the crash, but Kendra kidnapped them," said Christy, "It was horrible. Kendra and her dishonest band of Frankensteins kidnapped them along with Jerri Manthey. As for the other survivors…they were killed."
"Oh my that's horrible! How did that happen?" Erin asked.
"They were impaled by Jeff Probst's snuffer," Christy replied.
"Whatever," said Corinne.
"You know what I think of you, bitch? Yo Corinne, Bugs Bunny called. He wants his teeth back!" Gabe said. Corinne stripped.
As this minor argument arose, the group of survivors heard a cunty vaginal laugh coming from the jungle. It was Kendra! "Hahaha! I have got you all! I will take over your minds and use you to date rape and take over the world! Or maybe I'll kill you" she said. Kendra took vaginas from her pocket and threw them at the survivors. One of the vaginas hit Danni in the appendix. Danni fell to the ground. Gabe held her up, trying to keep her alive.
"My love! Oh if I could only be in your place right now! If I could only help you by giving you my appendix!" Gabe gushed.
"Honey…" was all Danni could mutter before she died. Gabe started bawling. So did Denise.
Gabe took the heart-shaped locket around Danni's neck. "This is what I will remember her b," he said. He noticed a little switch on the side of the locket. He switched it and the locket turned into a machete. "Sweet! Now I can get revenge on Kendra!" Gabe said.
It was too late. Kendra yelled "Fucktard!" before she ran off into the jungle.
"Now what do we do?" Denise asked as she started crying.
"We have to go after her," said Gabe, "Everybody grab some KFC and bloody mucus, we're gonna be gone awhile. I'm so getting my revenge."
"Everybody get a fallopian tube. It will fight off Kendra's Frankensteins. We have got to get rid of this threat so we can sodomize," said Christy.