1. GREG BUIS: The only person in that season I would remotely consider banging.
2: COLBY: Again, just about the only "hot" person in that cast, and he'd have to not talk because I couldn't take too many of his stupid metaphors.
3: SILAS: In Africa, Ethan hadn't yet achieved his supreme All Stars hotness, so I'd pick Silas who was really super hot when he wasn't talking.
4: GABRIEL: Again, mouth shut.
5: JED: He was boring but had nice teeth.
6: --------: Major ew. That was one of the worst male casts in terms of looks.
7: --------: See above.
8: ETHAN: Somewhere between Africa and ASS he went from a 6 to a 9. Jenna must have done something.
9: JOHN K: He got way too dirty and skinny toward the end, but he his post-Vanuatu underwear shots are <333
10: GREGG: Had one of the best survivor bodies ever. Not too muscular, not too skinny. He was like what you'd get if you mated Jeff Wilson with Ian.
11: BLAKE & JAMIE TIE: I'd do both, mouths shut of course.
12: NICK: And I'd let him talk too. His final words were fucking epic.
13: -------: I would've said JP preseason, but he turned out to be too much of a douchy queen.
14: -------: Christ almighty, I hated every single one of these people.
15: AARON + ERIK: Wouldn;'t kick either out of bed.
16: -------: Erik got way too skinny and Jason was just too dumb to even be considered remotely attractice.
17: DAN: But not so much now as I did preseason.
2: COLBY: Again, just about the only "hot" person in that cast, and he'd have to not talk because I couldn't take too many of his stupid metaphors.
3: SILAS: In Africa, Ethan hadn't yet achieved his supreme All Stars hotness, so I'd pick Silas who was really super hot when he wasn't talking.
4: GABRIEL: Again, mouth shut.
5: JED: He was boring but had nice teeth.
6: --------: Major ew. That was one of the worst male casts in terms of looks.
7: --------: See above.
8: ETHAN: Somewhere between Africa and ASS he went from a 6 to a 9. Jenna must have done something.
9: JOHN K: He got way too dirty and skinny toward the end, but he his post-Vanuatu underwear shots are <333
10: GREGG: Had one of the best survivor bodies ever. Not too muscular, not too skinny. He was like what you'd get if you mated Jeff Wilson with Ian.
11: BLAKE & JAMIE TIE: I'd do both, mouths shut of course.
12: NICK: And I'd let him talk too. His final words were fucking epic.
13: -------: I would've said JP preseason, but he turned out to be too much of a douchy queen.
14: -------: Christ almighty, I hated every single one of these people.
15: AARON + ERIK: Wouldn;'t kick either out of bed.
16: -------: Erik got way too skinny and Jason was just too dumb to even be considered remotely attractice.
17: DAN: But not so much now as I did preseason.
