Anyone reading The Tales of Beetle the Bard?

To continue this unfinished thread, here's my Twilight Saga rankings!

BOOKS:

4th: New Moon -Jacob HATE (it's reduced because of breaking dawn <3)
3rd: Twilight- TOO SHORT. Lacks excitement.
2nd: Eclipse- Bella being a slut and a two-timer bitch <3
2nd: Breaking Dawn- Renesmee seething love <3333