and I agree - Who the fuck says 'caper' anymore? I hope Rian at least called that chunky blonde from the supermarket at least, I thought she was fine.


I was just googling "the caper line from pick up artist" because I couldn't remember what it was and found this- which is better than finding the answer to my question.

But according to dictionary.com, only people 100-300 or so years ago used the word 'caper' depending on the meaning.
"caper (v.)
Meaning "prank" is from 1840s; that of "crime" is from 1926. To cut capers is 1601."

Did Mystery teach them that?? Why would he tell them to use century old words around drunk chicks in a club? Maybe he thought it up himself?????? I just can't get over this Pick Up Artist stuff.