I feel the need to explain my SIL - otherwise known as the cheapest, most trailer person in the universe. The second Christmas I ever bought for her, she asked for a DVD set of some crappy TV show. I bought it for her. She opened it, and immediately said "Can I get the receipt for this? I've got an idea of what you spent and I saw it on sale somewhere at a really good price"


I just sat there, stupified. Do you not understand Christmas at all, or are you just concerned about clawing an extra $5 out of each and every present someone buys you.


So its my mission now to try and get her the most unreturnable gift going - without looking like a total bitch about it.