1. Not a cripple
2. Won't cry when you leave her for a younger woman
3. Nice smelling hair covered up with a baseball hat
4. Can find you better porn
5. See #3
6. Won't break the bank by buying outrageously expensive lingerie
7. Dirty (but with nice smelling hair!)
8. Retarded
Sweet.
2. Won't cry when you leave her for a younger woman
3. Nice smelling hair covered up with a baseball hat
4. Can find you better porn
5. See #3
6. Won't break the bank by buying outrageously expensive lingerie
7. Dirty (but with nice smelling hair!)
8. Retarded
Sweet.
