Just because Janice Dickinson wants to take her dog-and-pony show to New York City, does not guarantee that she will find what she is looking for. There is
bound to be the same drama, the same type of characters (only with New York accents, no doubt), and the same type of bullshit. I don't believe for a second
what she has said about these models. I think that they could do well in the industry, but let's face it: the American supermodel is DEAD DEAD DEAD,
perhaps never to be revived. Basically, Janice is not so much trying to revive the American supermodel as she is inadvertently giving us reasons why the
American supermodel is DEAD DEAD DEAD. Crystal Trueheart can certainly be a megastar around the world, but I don't know if she can be a household name here
in the States, and it's not her damn fault. Seriously, someone needs to slap the taste out of Janice's mouth. Oh, and Dorian Leigh (may she rest in
peace) is the world's first supermodel, not Janice fucking Dickinson.




