That's what I love about you, Lauren. You're so damned smart. Seriously. I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you. You're really special. My wife is great and everything, but...well, you know, she's dying and all, so we haven't had sex in 15 years. Not that I mind, of course. It's hard sometimes, but I'm doing okay. Even before that, though, we had an open marriage, but now, with the disease, sometimes she forgets, so if you ever get a ranting phone call, just laugh it off. Oh, and if think you see her out and about, it's not her. Her twin sister is here helping me take care of her. I mean, yes, they have the same name, which is kind of weird, but not completely uncommon in...Franzandia...where she's from. Small country. They recently had the whole place carpeted. But anyway. Drinks later?