El Bingo Gringo wrote:
I'm sure most of you freaks shave your entire body, have multiple tats and piercings, likely a STD or two, however, due to some required surgery I must shave myself in and around the genitalia area.

Which is okay, I'd rather do it myself than some half-senile, half-drunk, half feminist nurse who might "slip" and cut me balls off.
You live in Trinadad, CO....don't you? I'm sure you prefer the male nurse to do the shaving!