jennaconda wrote:FREE and my whole family is invited? SWEET!
10AM-3PM - Dunk's "ALL ACCESS" Open House -OPEN TO PUBLIC
A fun-filled and activity packed day at the all new Dunkin' Donuts Center Providence. The
Public Open House will offer patrons an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the newly
renovated arena. The team locker rooms, star dressing rooms, and luxury suites will all be
open to tour. With interactive games, contests, dance lessons, facility tours, and more, it
promises to be an exciting and fun-filled experience for the whole family. ADMISSION IS
FREE
You'll see me there tomorrow with my mom and dad, my sisters Conchetta and Clementina, my young brother Paul, my stepdad Shane, my stepbrothers Cecil and Evan, my stepsisters Lisa, Tiffany, and Brittany, my girlfriend of 3 days, my grandma, my grandpa, my grandpops, all 8 of my great-grandparents, my sister's baby and husband, my dog Clarence, my 17 cousins with my aunts and uncles too. Oh also, I guess this means I should invite all my second-, third- and maybe even fourth- cousins to this event as well. And I have a child... that no one knows about, so I should contact my social worker to get in touch with him/her. She/he would LOVE to meet their daddy.
Now this means that 93 of us from my BIG FAMILY will be heading down to this event. Because of this, I'm demanding that we all get Survivor I-Pod nanos with Rupert's 10 best roar MP3's playing on continuous Shuffle setting. Plz k thx. For this, SINCE IT IS FREE, all 93 of us are also requesting lunch AND an afternoon snack at this event - please be mindful that 2 of my relatives are vegan (I'll let you guess which ones!), and my third-cousin Stephenie eats everything in sight. The 93 of us also ALL want overnight accomodations for this event for FREE, paid for by your generous organization.
I can't wait to kick a soccerball into my sister's face, and then get a sweet photo shoot (autographed) with YOU!!!
Deal?
