I can't wait to watch all the *DRAMA* unfold this season on Survivor Gabon!!!!!!!

First, the older women will rally against the bossy older men to vote them out.
Then the HOT mactor dudes will rally against the older women to vote them out cuz they suck at challenges.
Then the HOT mactor chicks will rally against the HOT mactor dudes (barring the 1 or 2 in showmances) postmerge to vote them out cuz they are threats.

So much fun to watch!!!!

Merge lineup in no particular order:
HOT mactor dude
REALLY HOT mactor dude
okay mactor dude
mactor dude in showmance
HOT mactor chick
SLUT mactor chick
boring invisible mactor chick
mactor chick in showmance
black girl (kinda uggo)
guy age 30+ with hidden idol or gray hair (former mactor dude as a young 'un)

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