SURVIVOR GABON

People named chris vs superheroes

CHRIS TRIBE

Chris tucker - lovable annoying black guy (forms a pretty mediocre alliance with chris chan spawning 2 sequals)
Christopher walken - crazy rupertesque mutherfucker with physic ablilties (eventual winner)
Chrispher strolling - mexican dude
Christpher running - Former olympic gold medalist
Christopher Reeves - Token disabled castaway
Chris Chan - Token Asian with martial arts skillz
Chris Crocker - Token Gay dude, medivaced after being brutally raped by a gang of silverback apes
Chris-tian Slater - MACTOR , "apparently" used to be some hot shit back in the day
Chris Doherty - Token Redneck

SUPERHEROE TRIBE
Blunder woman - finds a dried aborted ape feutus, mistakes for immunity idol
Batman - MACTOR
The Flash - (disqaulified for indecent exposure)
Green Lantern - Token Hippie
Xenu: Warrior Scientologist - Religious nut
Dr Dreamz - Betrays Chris Chan
Cirie - Supreme being (Supreme as in the pizza topping LOLZ)
Superman - MACTOR
Anal Probst - Alien being come to earth for revenge

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