Fine you whiny assmunches, reasons. With a slight alteration because I actually made a mistake.

9. 2002

Just blah. Nothing at all significant happened, movies and TV were all like shit, I was in the doldrums of boring ass middle school.....who gives a shit?

8. 2003

See 2002. Except this year had Survivor Pearl Islands!

7. 2001

An aiight year, nothing special really. I enter the horrors of teenage wasteland.......9/11 certainly didn't help. Random funny story here though: You know how you used to have to do fundraisers every year at school? Ya know, selling cheese logs and shit to your grandparents for like 30 dollars so your school could buy new football uniforms every year and continue using books from the 1800s? Well, our fundraiser meeting was on September 11th, and everyone was all freaking out. But we still had to go to the gym and listen to a lady trying to be perky as she explained that for 50 sales we get an inflatable chair while all the 13yos in the gym were like sobbing <3.

6. 2006

Veeeeeeeeeeerrrrrry meh. End of junior year of high school and beginning of senior (my senior year didn't get good until after the New Year yw). I really can't think of anything good or bad that happened the whole damn year.

5. 2008 (meh so far, but I could see it reaching #1 or #9 based on how the rest plays out)


4. 2005

See 2006.

3. 2004

Yeah, so. For some reason I had this as number one. See 2006 and 5, the decade's flavorless gooey center.

2. 2007

End of high school + sweetest summer ever (including my monthlong trip to Mexico City and Cancun <33333) + start of College. Really, basically a tie for number one. ETA: Oh yeah, and I joined Sucks, realizing in the process why I never posted anywhere before.

1. 2000

This year owned for the following reasons:

1. W was never President during any part of it. I mean, it's basically the shitty Sunday before an 8 year Monday from hell, but still.
2. Seriously, it's 2000! Remember how sweet that seemed? All Jetsony and shit.
3. This was basically the last year of my childhood. I left elementary school and started middle school (I was 12 yw). So basically I did nothing but play videogames and watch Dexter's Laboratory all year. I mean, I still basically just do that, but it's not the same, ya know?