youfist wrote:
Dharmit wrote:
Mom HOLIO wrote:
He is a big name dropper whose wife is/was an airline attendant. He never takes a flight without meeting a celebrity.

Plus he swims with sharks and has done everything and anything better and bigger then you've ever thought about doing everything and anything. It's not an issue.

LOL!

I met a few Celebs...on a flight to Italy...douchebag. Of the 'stars' one happened to be my favorite, John Turturro and I will never forget it.

The other ones we met at functions called 'Chiller Theatre' where they sit in booths and you go from booth to booth talking, etc.

Yes, I did do a shark cage dive...as in ONE. Uno. SO fucking what? You, in your landlocked, flyover state do cow tipping and honky tonk...me, I like the Ocean...and I *gasp* try to live a little (and by 'living' I don't mean Oprah, a 4 pack of strawberry wine coolers and a row of Oreos)


'Never takes a flight without meeting a....' utter bullshit. You know how many Newak-Cincinatti-Salt lake flights I have been on without ONE CELEB?

Hell, I had to endure a Newark-LA-Nadi (Fiji) Flight without even a lowley 'b lister' to keep me entertained.
However, I did get amusement with the toilet, as once you go across the equater the water spins counter-clockwise...as it goes down...down...to the mercy of the Pacific, via the plumbing of an Air Pacific 747 plumbing lines.



Postscript: Get fucking stuffed, mate.


You've blown your whole cover story now, buster. The direction of water in a toilet or sink does not change due to being on one side or other of the equator. I know because I've been south of the equator multiple times to Australia while in the Navy and we actually made bets on this issue and I bet it would change directions and lost. So since you've been busted on this lie, it calls into question every other statement you've made.

You sound totally like my former BIL. Is that you Tommy?