Considering I sold all my clothed for Charity
New Clothes=500
He.. SOLD His clothes FOR Charity?
Nobody SELLS clothes for charity.
They AUCTION, or DONATE.

and he only spent $500 on new clothes? I'm assuming he didn't really sell everything than - $500 in clothes doesn't get you too far.
I just hope he got rid of those god awful tight purple pants.

I'll help him move. He's just gotta pound my tight hole. He's a douche - but the dude has a nice cock.