"Hey baby, what's your sign?"

"I'm a Cancer."

"Really? That's fascinating. Cancer women are really good at giving head."

"Omigod! That's so true!"

"Well, I'm an Aries, and we really like getting head."

"Omigod! Do you want me to show you how good I am?"


It works every time.


(Well, okay. Not EVERY time. But it might work someday.

If I keep trying long enough. . . .)