Sting:
There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little boy,
Who's stuck halfway to hell...

Sideshow Mel:
Though we can't get him out,
We'll do the next best thing...
McBain:
We go on TV
And sing, sing, sing!

All:
And we're sending our love down the well...
Krusty:
All the way down!
All:
We're sending our love down the well...
Krusty:
Down that well