The dog must have a REALLY long neck.
Hot Damn Hammdingers! That sure was funny and original! I can't believe no one else said that!

So getting head from some skank is morally questionable but giving your dog your backseat is okay... ???
Some skank? It's my gofo of over 2 years. Are you freaking out about animal rights? Are you one of those gays?

Beware of bumps in the road that may cause her to bite down.
Accidental deepthroat is still deepthroat

Dear SHag,

Get off my dick about marriage, I already have enough people all up on my nuts about it. She doesn't want kids any time soon, if at all, so there is no hurry. She is just feeling old because she will be 25 in about 2 months.

<3,
Blondie

PS Texas > Your New State


BTW The road trip came and went. I didn't get any sort of road head.