Reason to have a child #1- telling stories about the shit they pull, especially to their future spouses.
Story from my sister today about my niece. My 3-year old niece came wandering in the room with one brown index finger. My sister says, "Oh no, is that the dog poopy from earlier?" (They'd stepped in it outside.) My niece says, "Maybe it is dog poopy. Or. MAYBE I just stuck my finger up my butt." Angelic smile from niece.
Kids make the happy. On the other hand, so does money, responsibility-free sex, and quiet dinners out.
Story from my sister today about my niece. My 3-year old niece came wandering in the room with one brown index finger. My sister says, "Oh no, is that the dog poopy from earlier?" (They'd stepped in it outside.) My niece says, "Maybe it is dog poopy. Or. MAYBE I just stuck my finger up my butt." Angelic smile from niece.
Kids make the happy. On the other hand, so does money, responsibility-free sex, and quiet dinners out.
