glazerboy wrote:
youfist wrote:
this back-and-forth jabbering reminds me of a story..
I had to go to the airport about 10 years ago to pick up 2 tickets to Pittsburgh. Well there was a big breasted woman with barely any clothing on in front of me.
We were staring...
When I say 'we' I meant all of JFK airport.
My turn was up..I calmly walked up to the counter (with the buxom beauty still fresh on all of our minds) and asked for '2 pickets to titsburgh'
good times.After trying this several times with the same embarrassing result, I looked around the terminal to see if there was anyone who could buy my ticket for me. I spotted a priest and thought "surely he can buy my ticket without embarrassing himself."
I approached the priest and explained my predicament. He said he understood and would be glad to buy my ticket for me.
The priest went to the counter and asked the big-breasted ticket agent for "2 tickets to Pittsburgh." She responded "Certainly, Father. And how would you like your change?"
And the priest said "In nipples and dimes."
HAHAHAHA
well done mate!
