What a hellish day.

Someone was late. Package lost by FedEx. Not enough people working. Elevator broken. Fire alarm testing. Only me and 3 day old new guy working. No money. Had to borrow money otherwise I would have had to use my own money. My shift ends. Too hot. People yelling. Had to go buy distilled water for someone. Tours arrive early. Bag guy slow as paste. Tour leaders yell. No air conditioning. Guests yell. Need fans. Luggage lost.Try to look for fans. Guests yell that they want fans. I yell back saying if you keep yelling at me, you are preventing me from getting your goddamned fans. Maybe not the swear word. Get teary. Find fan. Bring asshole two fans. Asshole has 5 fans now, WTF? Tell asshole he's probably going to blow his power. Gives one fan back. Why still at work? Can't leave. Too busy. More bags arrive. Help slow as paste bag guy. Need new job or rich man. Haven't eaten. Starving. Fatties need food. Only peed once. Extra 3.5 hours today working. Off tomorrow. Going to make a batch of Cosmos now. The End.