While we're on the subject of cars with foreign plates driving like assholes...

If you are an American travelling to Northern Ontario on Highway 400 just north of Toronto, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT-MOST LANE. I understand that the metric system is difficult for you guys (hint: look at the little numbers on your speedometer!) but every summer, WITHOUT FAIL, I get stuck behind some fucking SUV with American plates, a "Support the Troops" bumper sticker and a slack jawed hillbilly behind the wheel doing 101 kph in the fast lane at least ten times.

Don't you guys have that rule down there?

Fuck.