Citizen Postal wrote:
I prefer the ocean. If you suddenly gotta take a crap you can just drop trou, do your business, then move on down the beach 20-30 yards (any further and you're out of range for good viewing of the reaction of people who spot your work). In the pool, it's a whole other story.
What the hell did your mother do to you? This just reeks of unresolved childhood trauma.
