My sons were playing Wii tennis while I was folding clothes in my room. I hear oldest son scream out "In your face Ho!"

I go in there and tell him that "Ho" is not something he should be saying.

Him: Why?
Me: Because it is not very nice to women.
Him: Why?
Me: Because it means something bad and it is not nice to say it.
Daughter pipes in: But, but MOM says "Ho, Ho, Ho " Does he not like women? *sharp intake of breath* OR LITTLE GIRLS?? "

Oh the dramah!

I wanted to laugh. I told her that in that case Ho, Ho, Ho meant something Merry. "What does Merry mean?" I told her that it means happy. Now I am going to take my merry self back to my room and fold some clothes!