Hatch - you got pwn3d by Twatwaffle. So much for "best player ever".
Tina - Fugly housewife with embarrassing accent proves exactly how retarded Survivor juries could be. Alicia fucks up TWO seasons.
Ethan - "Me and Ethan!" - Jenna Morasca. 'Nuff said.
Vecepia - Amazing ability to pull of the ultimate UTR win and still be deemed one of the least deserving winners.
Brian - He is forced to live the life we all thought he had after we watched the season.
Jenna - Screwing a dude who's cock was inside Jenna Lewis. Who says life isn't chock full of delicious ironies?
Sandra - Wow, all those Immunity wins sure set a precedent, huh?
Amber - Romber. Won because of assholes, namely Alicia. Stuck watching Rob get fatter and fatter.
Chris - Speaking of weight gain, jesus fucking christ he should have said NO to the million and YES to a lifetime supply of In and Out burgers.
Tom - God. There is nothing bad to say about him or his win. If you do, you're just a hater and you got TOMINATED.
Danni - UTR boring dumbass who preaches GOD but screws football players. Awesome.
Aras - Did he REALLY REALLY think that stupid corny hand energy shit was going to work? Yes. He did.
Yul/Earl - Wishing your seasons did not exist. Perhaps neither of you were at fault but you know...your team sucks, who gets blamed?
Todd - Losing his shit and morphing into Owen Wilson's character from Zoolander.
Parvati - Somehow, it amuses me that the pic emerged here of her, post fuck session with James (or was it Tyler?) in a sleezy LA room. To think, your TAR and Survivor winners, folks!
-SJ™
Tina - Fugly housewife with embarrassing accent proves exactly how retarded Survivor juries could be. Alicia fucks up TWO seasons.
Ethan - "Me and Ethan!" - Jenna Morasca. 'Nuff said.
Vecepia - Amazing ability to pull of the ultimate UTR win and still be deemed one of the least deserving winners.
Brian - He is forced to live the life we all thought he had after we watched the season.
Jenna - Screwing a dude who's cock was inside Jenna Lewis. Who says life isn't chock full of delicious ironies?
Sandra - Wow, all those Immunity wins sure set a precedent, huh?
Amber - Romber. Won because of assholes, namely Alicia. Stuck watching Rob get fatter and fatter.
Chris - Speaking of weight gain, jesus fucking christ he should have said NO to the million and YES to a lifetime supply of In and Out burgers.
Tom - God. There is nothing bad to say about him or his win. If you do, you're just a hater and you got TOMINATED.
Danni - UTR boring dumbass who preaches GOD but screws football players. Awesome.
Aras - Did he REALLY REALLY think that stupid corny hand energy shit was going to work? Yes. He did.
Yul/Earl - Wishing your seasons did not exist. Perhaps neither of you were at fault but you know...your team sucks, who gets blamed?
Todd - Losing his shit and morphing into Owen Wilson's character from Zoolander.
Parvati - Somehow, it amuses me that the pic emerged here of her, post fuck session with James (or was it Tyler?) in a sleezy LA room. To think, your TAR and Survivor winners, folks!
-SJ™
