Places at my house that have designated junk storage status:

Guest bedroom, hall closet, under the master bed, dining room table, dining room chairs, dining room corner, bottom of stairwell to attic, attic, garage, "antique" chest in living room, under the deck, behind the hot tub, in the boat, atop the microwave, atop the refrigerator, basement, upstairs closet. How in the hell did I acquire so much junk!!! Only have 1300 sq. ft. and I feel the need to downsize!!