Oh goodness! Those were the days when one could make a prank call and just think you did the most wonderful thing on earth! I perfected the 'Is your refridge running' with about a 10 minute survey that ended with that. I was so good!
My best one.....
We had two phone lines at home, the kids and the parents phone line. One Sunday morning, I call some random number and say........
'Grandma! I need to talk to dad real fast please. It's Janie.'
Old lady replies, 'Hon, i'm sorry, but I think you have the wrong number.'
'Grandma, stop playing around, this is really important!'
'Hon, i'm sorry but you really have the wrong number'.
'Oh my god, did i dial 502 555-1212?' Whatever our 2nd phone line was minus 1 wrong number
'Why no honey, you didn't.'
'Oh my god! What am I going to do! Oh my God!'
'Well hon, what's wrong?'
'Well, I was out with some friends last night and they were picked up for drunk driving. I'm in jail, and (starting to cry) I only get one phone call, and they dialed the wrong number!'
'Oh honey! I am so sorry. What is your daddy's name and number'
Give old lady the number............
'Okay honey, you hang tight! I'll get your daddy to come down there and get you!'
One minute later, mom and dad's phone rings, I pick up the phone with a different voice.
'Hello'
'Hi this is *insert random old lady name*. I'm calling for a Janie. She needs to speak with her father, she's in jail.'
'LISTEN YOU FUCK! STOP CALLING AND PRANK CALLING OUR HOUSE! YOU DO THIS EVERY WEEKEND AND IT'S GETTING OLD! NEXT TIME WE'LL HAVE THE COPS TRACE
YOUR NUMBER AND ARREST YOU FOR HARRASSMENT!'
I think i'm goin to hell for that. I still think it was awesome, pranked her not once but had her call 2nd number to get pranked again.
