By the way, Paula Abdul has a mole. I've been reading zabasearch messages for s&g and I'm convinced that not only is Paula on the sauce, she's posting messages to herself: This is real, I shit you not:

To: Paula Abdul
Message Sent Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:55 am (Pacific Time) Add a message
From: Memphis, TN, US
Area Code: 901

Thank God for people like you. If you were not there I believe Simon would run all the contestance off with his commits. You are the best thing that has happen to this show. You are the voice of reason and you make the show more enjoyable to watch. Thank you for being there. My God bless you always.