Dear Alexis: I watched you on Survivor, and no offense, but your gameplay sucked. Please explain yourself. I have 2 questions for you - 1) Why were you all over Ozzy? Seriously? 2) Why did you flip out over not getting a cookie? Is this for real? What kind of role model are you?

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*throws on Limp Bizkit background music*

I did it all for the nookie (come on)
The nookie (come on)
SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE AND STICK IT UP YOUR (yeah)
STICK IT UP YOUR (yeah)
STICK IT UP YOUR (yeah)
STICK IT UP YOUR

*kisses* <3

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