ANDand19 wrote:
Dear Alexis, My name is Natal--, uh Natasha. Yeah, Natasha. Well, I know girls are supposed to like boys and everything, but lately, I have been feeling differently. There's this girl. I met her on this game show. Her name is Par- I mean Shmarvati. Yeah, she's super sexy, and a major whore, but I get the feeling she was only flirting with me to get me to help her on this game show. What should I do, Alexis?
Well, uh Natalie, I mean Natasha, maybe Shmarvati isn't right for you. Maybe the right girl is right in front of you typing this to you right now. Maybe she has the same feelings, but you just haven't noticed. Maybe she was on this same game show as you. Maybe she got 6th place. Maybe you just forgot about her because Gloria, the chicken, was shown more than her. Screw this shit, NATALIE, I LOVE YOU. BE MY LESBIAN LOVER. SCISSOR WITH ME. LICK MY CRUSTY PUSSY!
