Amanda, what the fuck? Are you REALLY dating Ozzhole?What can I say? He knows how to wear a ballgag and nipple clamps like a good little boy.
So how are your man hands treating you?How's about I pound a clenched one up your ass so you can determine that for yourself?
Is it true Parvati gave all of you crabs? If so, did James try to eat them?While it is true that Parv is a whore, she's not a dumb whore. She insists on protection, as evidenced by her requirement that Cat wear a condom before fucking her. James is my Mandingo, and he'll eat anything that tastes like the sea.
Was being beautiful as much as a handicap for you as it was for Jenna and Heidi?You know - people who don't have to live the life of a beauty queen such as I cannot know the disadvantages of which such beauty suffers. Either we're judged to be 'stuck up' or 'aloof' because we're not at everyone's beckon call (and EVERYONE beckons, let me tell ya), or we're derided because we aren't perfect enough to live up to the unrealistic expectations of our many fans. But I don't complain, because in the end I still make good coin off this ass.
Next!
