The first four boots of any given season would usually make for a better F4 than the one we actually got.

Borneo: BB dealing with Stacy = gold / Sonja ftw
Australia: Much better secret alliance than Tina/Colby/Keith
Africa: Lolz Linda
Marquesas: A Patricia/Peter F2 would be spectacular / Hunter & Sarah would kill each other
Thailand: Ghandia would so accuse John/Jed/Tanya of raping her
Amazon: Ryan & Daniel's inevitable failure in the final IC would lead to much glorious singing from Joanna
Pearl Islands: Lill would still be there <3
All-Stars: Okay, seriously, fucking amazing F4
Vanuatu: Okay, seriously, fucking amazing F4
Palau: Wanda would dominate in ICs, ensuring her million dollar prize
Guatemala: Jim would get so much action on Day 37
Exile Island: First all female F4!
Cook Islands: Cecilia > Becky / JP > Ozzy / Sekou > Sundra / Billy > Yul
Fiji: Exception to the rule!
China: Okay, seriously, fucking amazing F4
Micronesia: Cirie might not be able to win, but JFP/YM/MB winning = spectacular