yosimtesam wrote:
katie got so fat that she collapsed under her own weight and created a singularity.... of course this poses a lot of problems for the rest of the world.
Naw, she would just sink to the center of the Earth and go 'poof' in a burst of Hawking radiation. Now if that happened to Cirie, you could say it was a classic case of a big black hole becoming a little black hole. Metaphoric perfection like that doesn't just come up and bite you on the ass every day, ya know. Either way, it would be a fitting end to an ignoble waste of perfectly good carbon.
