A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, Erik, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later Erik came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, Erik came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions the man asked Erk, "Is something wrong?"

To which he replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"
Katie's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Katie's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Katie's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Katie's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

Katie's so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Katie's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Katie's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Katie's so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide