I can't wait until America gives Erik the hundred thousand. Hopefully, Erik will blow the hundred thou by going to a strip club and not receiving a single
lap dance.
Stripper #1: Young man, you've been in the club for a whole minute without asking anyone for a lapdance. You need to redeem yourself.
Erik: I'm coming in here an ice cream boy and leaving an ice cream man. How can I redeem myself for offending you?
Stripper #1: There's an ATM. Give me a couple grand and the next time you come in, me and my girlfriend wiil think better of you.
Stripper 2: Oh yes we will. Next time, we'll give you a big hug.
Erik: So giving you money will redeem myself? And that will take me from being an ice cream boy to an ice cream man?
Stripper 1: It won't hurt. And if it helps any, I was cast on the original season of Temptation Island!
Erik: Well that settles it! A female reality star would never lie to me!
Stripper #1: Young man, you've been in the club for a whole minute without asking anyone for a lapdance. You need to redeem yourself.
Erik: I'm coming in here an ice cream boy and leaving an ice cream man. How can I redeem myself for offending you?
Stripper #1: There's an ATM. Give me a couple grand and the next time you come in, me and my girlfriend wiil think better of you.
Stripper 2: Oh yes we will. Next time, we'll give you a big hug.
Erik: So giving you money will redeem myself? And that will take me from being an ice cream boy to an ice cream man?
Stripper 1: It won't hurt. And if it helps any, I was cast on the original season of Temptation Island!
Erik: Well that settles it! A female reality star would never lie to me!
