sheila on finding out she finally won something: 'oh my GAWD! i won? finally! i KNEW i could dew it! how much money did i win? huh? what? i don't get money? well, theeis is just not frickin' fay-er. i'm a single MOM. nobody had it harder in the game than i did. i've given birth! but this was the hardest thing i've ever done in my whole life. my son will be so disappointed.
you may not think you owe my son anything....but yew kinda dew.'