I've been recently checking out all the free gas prices on the internets and noticed something so beautiful, so enticing that my pantaloons grew very tight in my groin. All the gas stations are raising prices on the gas! This is like my dream to have a gas company with a large overgrowth of profit. I'll bet they smell musky after doing the dirty and must feel like a warm pillow to rest my chin on.

I want to find a hirsute gas station to fulfill my fantasy of this. I am enticed by the thought of seeing my ejaculate spew onto their gas and gently soak into it like the many men who do this in the old porn.