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Stick was born in Topeka, Kansas. He attended high school at North Topeka Heights High School where he played varsity baseball, lost his virginity to a horny cheerleader with a Promise Ring, and graduated with honors.
Stick then attended Ivy League State College A&M University and obtained a Bachelor of Science Degree in Chemical Engineering with a minor in Women's Studies. While at ILSCAMU, he received the Jamie Dugan Awardification for Academical Excellency and was Social Chair of his fraternity Beta Eta Zeta. Stick also organized a charity fundraiser with the ILSCAMU Service Club, promoting fire-safety awareness and raising over $700,000 for other sticks in need. After graduating, Stick decided to become a stunt-double for other sticks, wooden objects, and other paraphenilia in movies as well as some lesser-known underground films.
Stick's favorite hobbies include macking it to the girls, playing practical jokes on people named Jason, and playing pool. He describes himself as popular, diabetic, charismatic, shy, and flammable. Stick hates fungi, vomiting, Rupert Boneham, and old people. He admits that there are some days he prefers to just lie around and stare at the sky, even though he likes being around other people.
In his spare time, Stick also enjoys making prank phone calls, rolling, playing with his Polly Pocket, getting trashed, and writing in his diary.
Stick married his college sweetheart, Leafi Greene, in 2005. He currently resides with her in Missoula, Montana with his puppy Fido and his twin daughters, Ebony and Ivory. His birthdate is January 16, 1977.
