Reasons why the Ozzy blindside was better than the Courtney blindside:
1. Courtney was a dopey but basically sweet girl, while Ozzy was an arrogant ass
2. Courtney was Cirie-owned, which is pretty cool, but to be Parvati-owned is pathetic
3. Courtney was never shoved down our throats as a "favorite," and Jeff never had a total hard-on for her, the way he does about Ozzy