Deer Joel,

My name is Dylan, Im a 7 year old kid. I thinked you dids great on surivor, you we're so close to winning the game. Mommy helping me write this letter. When I grows up I hope I can be as dumb and stupid and cavemanish as you. And becauz I just wrote that Mommy just screamed out "Oh NO, I dont want my son to be like that" and ran out into the street into oncoming traffick. You jerk.

DyLan :)