SuitSnob wrote:
KaleyAlexander wrote:
Miss Alley Shack wrote:
Since when did the cops let you out?

I didn't do anything. It was all my friends.

So Friend A decided to date this Chinese girl from a rest close to my house. So we all went out with Trin (i think that's how its spelled) and Friend B starts hitting on this guy and tells him she'll suck him for cash turns out he's a cop and he thinks she's like a hooker. So he takes her to jail. Well Trin tells her dad about that night and her dad comes to Friend A's house and like yells at him I guess. Meanwhile Friend B is in jail crying and I had to get bail for her b/c her mom is like this junkie and was drunk the whole weekend. Meanwhile my brother's girlfriend got pregnant but he doesn't think its his turns out my ex-boyfriend who had the penis issues brother MIGHT be the dad. So now my ex is calling me telling me he still loves me and I'm still think ewww your penis is messed up. Then at my job this guy started to feel my ass and the bouncer tells him to stop and the guy begins to threaten to kill me and I'm like OMG well as you can tell nothing happened so. .. . yeah!!!

P.S. I'm not a stripper.

Could you possibly put this all into a flowchart?

Is that the thing with arrows and boxes?