Why, is a clue not something you feel you should have? Cuz lady, you really should look for one. Not that your current subnic hasn't become even more appropriate with the passage of time. Quite the contrary.


You actually fly your psycho flag about every 6 months: Always sometime around the holidays (late November - mid December), and then again sometime in late Spring to mid Summer. Must have something to do with the constant darkness in your Scandinavian winters, and your inability to hide from the sun in summer.


And really, you shouldn't be staying out of that sun. Remember, I've seen the pics. Fishbelly pale doesn't pair well with those pink little pimples surrounding your gash. But I digress.


This is the fourth holiday season you've devoted to the worship of my cock: 2004, 2005, 2006, and now 2007. It's always the same lame shit. At least I can look forward to more of your English-as-a-Second-Language babbling come June of '08. Til then, keep flushing those meds.