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PREVIOUSLY ON THIS SHITFEST:

I don't wanna talk about it. Anyway, we begin with Ivana enjoying some cornbread



The awful awful cunts come in with the news that they backstabbed Pamela, and this DISGUSTING scene occurs





They all KNEW that Pam was the ONLY ONE who deserved to win.

challenge is making a fashion line who cares blah blah

Maria is the project manager, and she has morfed from OTTNNN to CPP for no reason. Everyone continues to hate Elizabitch so Maria tells Jenn to babysit her somewhere else.



Ivanacunt seriously cannot get her tongue out of Maria's twat. "omc maria, great idea!!! ur soooooooooooooo smart ^_^"

Thankfully, Mosaic's ice queen designer is colorful enough to make their scenes bearable.

Johntard: "So, high heels are in right now, right?"



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As a Proj Run fantard, I can safely say that Donald Trump is 100% responsible for its creation and success. They even go to Mood (!) where Cuntrolyn is a total bitch and laughs hysterically while they're...picking out fabric? Seriously I have no idea what she thinks is so funny they're just picking out fabric.



Oh hai, you know the guy who wins? After five INVs in a row I figure I'll give him some screentime:



MY NAME IS KELLY.

JOHN IS NOT BEING A VERY GOOD PROJECT MANAGER.

I AM A BETTER PROJECT MANAGER.

RAJ IS DISTRACTING EVERYONE FROM THE TASK.

WE NEED TO DO BETTER AT THE TASK.

I AM KELLY.

k that should be enough for the whole season.

Seriously they go from Mood to the Parsons workroom THIS IS PROJECT RUNWAY



Kelly and Raj get into a huge fight about (not kidding) Raj showing personality. No, really. Kelly says, and I quote, "This is not a platform for you to expand your personality." First of all, that doesn't even mean anything. Second, fuck off and die Kelly. During this, John is just munching tictacs <3



Seriously, the guys actually get screentime this episode, but 80% of it is just Kelly and Kevin giving confessionals about how they're mad that the team isn't being efficient enough. I cannot put up with both these turds making f4 :cut

Raj is talking to one of the models about (not kidding) his fucking bowtie.



"Do you like my bowtie? You don't see them very often anymore, do you?"

UGH, CAN WE STOP FOR A MINUTE? This is why I hate Raj, louie. This is why Raj sucks. This is also why other people you like, for instance the TAR9 Hippies, suck. You see, Raj is a fraud. He's not really a colorful character. If he were, he would wear bowties, and walk with a cane for no reason, and all the other shit he does, because he wants to. Because that's the kinda weird shit he does. But it's not. Raj doesn't just wear bowties, he has to wear bowties and TELL EVERYONE CONSTANTLY that he's wearing a bowtie. Every single time he meets someone new, he (he!!!) brings the fact that he's wearing a bowtie into the conversation within 20 seconds and forces them to notice/talk about it. It's disgusting and fake. It's the same thing as Coach/Russell on Survivor. Coach talked about being a dragon slayer and almost being killed by Amazonians without a hint of self-awareness because he's actually insane and amazing. Russell burns socks, then spends the rest of his night telling us how he burned socks and how that makes him so awesome and lol I burned socks did you see me burn socks???? Because he's fake. Like Raj. End rant.

breaking news btw







Jen's rockin' tits help propel the women to an insanely huge margin of victory.



"FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY!"

Trump: "That's right, Ivana. Finally, you've won." alol

Anyway the men's boardroom is the most horrificly boring thing that has ever occurred so let's just say this happened



"Pamela, I realize how fucking wrong I was. John, you're fired (John was project manager btw) Pamela go back to Mosaic. kthx"

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