OuijaBroad wrote:He was gone?
OMG IT'S BERNARD!!!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ???? I WAS WORRIED SICK. SICK!
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Baby Jesus Jr |
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OuijaBroad wrote:He was gone? |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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well, at least someone still observes the formalities.
so... someone recrap the dmb/trixie/frau meltdown for me. it looks pretty funny but there's no way I'm reading all that. |
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Trixie Delight |
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THe meltdown was TC's.
and it still continues to be funny. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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you need to work on your recrapps.
so you and dmb made TC meltdown? I miss everything. |
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PagongSchlong |
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Bernard Wrangler wrote:and sometimes you should just give your cow away...even if you don't get any magic beans in return. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Here's a real moral quandry. Is it ok to kill someone if you think he intends to insult you? There are no witnesses to his intention. And now that he's
dead he can't really speak his mind. Stuff like that makes life interesting. Oh, someone was concerned about the camel, thought it was child abluse to
force her to eat bay leaves. It's my pleasure to assure you that no animals were permanently maimed in this post.
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Trixie Delight |
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Bernard Wrangler wrote: You really didn't miss much. same ole, same ole. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Then there are those "Do I speak or do I hold my tongue" conundrums. Here the only witness is your own calculator. Those terrible blond homeless
teenage twins, when they're bragging on the bus really loud about how many dofas they have surfed, about how many cocks they sucked for a pillow, how many
dealers sodomize them for some brown. They're joking out loud, shouting it out. Should the driver aim for the nearest cliff?
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Lila Fowler |
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Shemeji Yabara wrote: HOLY SHIT . . . Mr. Yabara, please pick up the white courtesy telephone and point out which psychic wave prompted this post. |
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ObservingEgo |
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Hellsafire ... I totally loved my left foot ... especially when christie brown says be with me ... very paisanant. Chinee kill when lose face which seem to be insult. Blargh ... RIGHT FRIEND!!! [ amirite ] |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Just talking about how some challenged people are so damn upfront about their challenges--makes you want to puke. Is that more sequential. Funny to have the
smartest person and the craziest person here back-to-back in my pocket--stop tickling, nibbling. . . Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. . .
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Shemeji Yabara |
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What prompted it is I'm going nuts. I suspected I was insane ages ago. Corroberations kind of calcified over the years. During the last few months, feeling
your brains go, it's like walking on cardboard, sleeping in a fennel-bog. You spill into "a bad dark place" (Iris Mudock). Then just today I had
to go down to the bank and certify myself non-compos with a public notary.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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can I get a witness?
somebody? |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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. . . you just have to find the right two people. Ah, it feels just like in bed when they all get on top of you. Actually, I'm feeling alot more normal
now. I'm still trying to find my feet in a hostile, soggy world. With rabies.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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somebody else?
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ObservingEgo |
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< has bronchitis and was em-bare-assed by coughing like consumptive. Hide my face in shame. Being crazy is just relative, Shemoonji. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Thanks, honey, I needed your support right about now. Still, a beautiful morning in south central wisconsin. Veterans' day. Baby killers.
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token lunatic |
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Shemeji Yabara wrote: |
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TC |
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You have lots of witless. Very little witness though
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RoMa |
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If only there were a forum for this kind of jargon..... Its right on the tip of my tongue..... No, its gone
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