WELCOME TO BRETT WATCH!
This is long overdue. As we wait for Brett to become the next breakout villain like Catalie, let's document his Survivor journey thus far.
In this thread, we may:
1.) Record his facial hair growth
Day 7: Still as smooth as a baby's bum
Day 14: Monica has more mustache than him
Day 21: Beginning to hit puberty!
2.) Question his sexuality
FUN FACT: Brett is this season's token gay contestant. He just doesn't know it yet.
3.) Discuss his masterful strategy
4.) Rate his sexual prowess
I'll wait while you wipe the drool off your keyboards.
5.) Design your own t-shirt
You too can be an innovative tee-shirt designer, just like Brett!
Thank you, Brett Clouser, for being the shining star of Survivor: Samoa! You're the gift that keeps on giving!
Brett <3
It looks like Erik thought Brett was
the vote to keep him, but Brett's rejection to his shake shows that Brett pwned him
