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The lack of quotes from before PI is disheartening. I blame the ghosties. I'll throw in a few.



Brian (voting for Helen): "Cause and effect. You caused the effect."

Clay: "That was the most childish act she done so far here. Ghandia gonna go down to the beach and cry and holler and carry on. My two year old did that one time. I whooped its ass and put it back in bed."

Helen: "If I had a gun I would have shot her first and me second. That's why I don't carry a gun."

Clay: "No shit, Sherlock."

Robb: "We got beat today, dude. But it wasn't by somebody better than us. We lost by a bunch of rules."

Shii Ann: "Don't mess with the Shii-devil or you'll get horns."

Ghandia: "I...I...think it would be good to distract the other team with my cleavage. And if need be it's easy access in case I have to pull the boobs out to distract the guys on the other side." (Tanya: "They're gonna be blindfolded!") "I need to...uh...they'll know!"

Robb (voting for Shii Ann): "Sorry girl, you get on my nerves and I don't like being around you. Nothing personal."

Rob C.: "I don't like Joanna. She's always yelling about Jesus, and how Jesus loves Jaburu. I didn't know that Jesus had a vested interest in Survivor. Cause, as far as I've seen every picture of Jesus, he's a guy. And I think that he would want the guys to win."

Rob C.: "I said that the only way Roger is gonna win immunity is if it's a contest of 'Name that Perry Como song.' Or perhaps 'What type of prune is this?' Or some sort of other thing that only an old man like Roger would be able to determine."

Rob C.: "Heidi has been bitten by some insect. And it has now reached the size of one of her breasts on her knee."

Rob C.: "He sits and sharpens the machete for an hour at a time. Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote."

Rob C.: "I don't know how I necessarily became the junior deputy firewood bitch."