Tator Tots Branson. Rolls right off the tongue, and would be a great name if the kid decides to become a Professional Bull Rider.
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brackdog |
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No Tator Tots? Wow. Little surprises me, but I'm genuinely shocked at this.
Tator Tots Branson. Rolls right off the tongue, and would be a great name if the kid decides to become a Professional Bull Rider. BEEdee |
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Tender Branson |
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If one of the embryo splits, Tator Tots is in.
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brackdog |
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2old4MTV |
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Mom HOLIO wrote:But Cool Ranch Dorito Random Bar Dude rolls off the tongue so nicely. |
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Tender Branson |
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You have convinced me- Tator Tots will replace Cake. I will hold on to Cool Ranch Dorito and Double Stuff Oreo 'cause that pretty much guarantees Mom and
2old will contribute heavily to my PayPal donation account. I hear Gram loves Circus Peanuts, so no way is that name getting replaced. (Fingers crossed for
one of her goat milk cheese sammiches!!)
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brackdog |
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I think I speak for all of OT when I say that we will support your soon-to-be dead babies lavishly. Many threads will be started in their honor and we will
lobby for their tiny, malformed heads to be immortalized on the wallpaper.
Mostly because I wanted to use lavishly in a sentence. BDEE |
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superguppie |
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Butterscotch Pudding, Banana Moon Pie, Chiclet, Lik-M-Aid, JuJuBe, Peep, Good'n'Plenty, Blow Pop (betcha she'll be popular in high school!), Circus Peanut, Fortune Cookie, Double Stuff Oreo, Cool Ranch Dorito, Buffalo Wing, Kit Kat, Little Debbie, Chef Boyardee, Cake, and Steak. They are taking their daddy's last name- Random Bar Dude. I hate to state the obvious, but you've overlooked "Frito". |
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kxaalum |
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Just a friendly warning...my 26 weekers are still in the hospital 16 weeks later, and have had minimal issues considering their early arrival. I had hoped for them to be home by their due date but homecoming has been a moving target due to feeding issues, hypertension etc. Hopefully yours will come home sooner but be prepared for anything. |
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The Smoking Nun |
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dottstar |
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The Smoking Nun wrote: Those pics explain some of why those folks are a bit around the bend. Look at those adorable God warriors, how marvy! Blerg. |
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SpankaMonkey2day |
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All of these people need to die. The parents... the religious nutjobs... and the babies.
The parents deserve it for not listening to their doctor's advice and causing so much pain, heartbreak and financial cost. The religious nutjobs for supporting them. The babies need to die to put them out of their misery. They do not have a chance at a good life, so kill them now. That is the way it should be, if our civilization was intelligent... which it is not. We'll continue to support this crap for several years, thanks to fundamental religion. CLUE: Life is NOT precious. |
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raa66 |
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Life is NOT precious. Bingo. It can be created in an instant by a horny shit for brains asshole and a toothless prostitute with a habit. Biology baby, you think the hand of God is in on that? And it ends just as randomly, and what scares the fuck out of people is that it's quiet, always so, you're here and then you're not, just like that, gone like you never were. |
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The Smoking Nun |
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raa66 wrote:Well said. |
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TheCatcherInTheRye |
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Bingo. It can be created in an instant by a horny shit for brains asshole and a toothless prostitute with a habit.I am totally using this next time someone says something along the lines of "life is precious". Giving raa full credit of course. |
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BackBayBerries |
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But it IS a miracle. Just ask the toothless prostitute who then gets to collect welfare and foodstamps, and live in government subsidized housing! PRAISE
JESUS!!
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The Smoking Nun |
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SpankaMonkey2day wrote:Your comment reminds me of this court battle that is going on in the UK (the article says the baby was born "last October" - they mean Oct 2008 - he's been in the hospital for more than a year): Baby RB living 'on a knife edge', doctor tells right-to-die hearing• Operation would not help child, says paediatrician
A doctor treating a severely disabled baby whose parents disagree over whether to remove his life support and let him die told the high court today that the boy's existence was "on a knife edge". The paediatrician, who supervises the care of the one-year-old, known for legal reasons as Baby RB, said the boy was among the most severely disabled children he had looked after. Dr F said that Baby RB's neuromuscular condition severely limited his ability to breath and move, which meant he was not equipped to survive without constant, intrusive and painful medical care. "I find it very difficult and challenging caring for children on a daily basis who are as disabled as RB," he said. "To exist in this world you need some basic functions. You have to cough, to have gag reflex, to breathe and to respond to painful stimulation, and, in my view, RB has not adequately demonstrated any of these." He told the court: "It troubles me that I am committing him on a daily basis to ongoing ventilation in an intensive care unit where I think that his daily existence is distressing and that he does not have the basic building blocks which I would see as necessary to live in the outside world." RB, who was diagnosed with congenital myasthenic syndrome (CMS) after he was born last October, has never left hospital and relies on a ventilator to breathe. His now separated parents disagree about what would be in their son's best interests. His mother supports the hospital's application to remove his life support on the grounds that his quality of life is almost non-existent. Lawyers for his father say Baby RB's brain is not affected by CMS and argue that he can see, hear, and recognise and interact with his parents. Dr F said the boy's ability to survive was governed entirely by his life support apparatus. "His ventilator delivers him 20 or 22 breaths a minute," he said. "Every three seconds of his life he gets a flow of gas from the ventilator that inflates his lungs. That's very important. If he were only to get a breath every five seconds, he would immediately feel extremely breathless and distressed, and over a period of time, he would die. His life is on that much of a knife edge." MORE HERE |
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superguppie |
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That is heart-breaking. |
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The Smoking Nun |
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Yeah it's really sad, but it sure sounds like they need to let Baby RB go.
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clever trousers |
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Does anyone know when families are asked to remove someone from a ventilator or otherwise "pull the plug" as it were?
Upon brain death? tia. |
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The Smoking Nun |
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I think the hospital only requests it when there is brain death, but I don't know for sure. Baby RB could be a landmark case in that respect (in the UK
anyway.)
Here's an excerpt from another article: Baby RB faces 'miserable sad and pitiful existence'A desperately ill baby who has been in intensive care since birth should be allowed to die in peace or he will end up living a "miserable, sad and pitiful existence", a court heard.The 13-month-old, who was born with a rare neuromuscular condition, cannot move his arms or legs and struggles to breathe on his own. His young parents, both in their early 20s, fundamentally disagree about his future and have gone to the High Court
to ask a judge to make a "life or death" decision about the boy, known only as Baby RB.
While the father believes everything should be done to keep his son alive, the mother supports the doctors' view that his life support machine should be switched off. She said would rather cope with a mother's grief of losing a child than to see her son's "intolerable suffering".
If the NHS hospital wins the case, it would be the first time a British court has ruled against the wishes of a parent whose child does not suffer brain damage. Due to legal reasons which prevent their identification, the father can only be referred to as Mr RB and the mother Miss KB. MORE HERE |
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