There's a market out there for people like me, I actually know a lot of girls who like men who would watch The Notebook
I'll be getting laid again this weekend, kthxbye
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It's obvious the only thing you guys are doing on a Friday night is tugging little willy until bedtime...
There's a market out there for people like me, I actually know a lot of girls who like men who would watch The Notebook I'll be getting laid again this weekend, kthxbye |
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Zeep |
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Parents going away again, eh?
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American Model |
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Do not say eh to Americans living in Canada
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Citizen Postal |
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I actually know a lot of girls who like men who would watch The NotebookLike them? Sure. You'll be a GREAT friend. After they go out in slut clothes, get loaded and let some asshole take advantage of them and rock their world in ways they only talk about with their girlfriends, they'll love your shouldter to cry on when he stops calling. I'm fucking tonight. Enjoy The Notebook! |
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American Model |
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Read the thread LOSER, I got laid last night... and I'm getting laid this weekend.
All it takes is being hot and an internet profile. |
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Citizen Postal |
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Same chick?
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American Model |
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Presuming she picks up the phone, yes.
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Citizen Postal |
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33% chance she doesn't pick up the phone and you leave lame messages and you never see her again. 33% chance you meet up and she gives you the, "I
don't want to ruin our friendship" speech. 33% chance she's desperate enough to let you fuck her. 1% chance she's a V. My suggestion, if
you get to her get her drunk quick.
I'm done caring. Bye now. |
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Mind The Gap1 |
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looks like I was right.... flamebait.....I am about to watch survivor, but if this thread is still around tomorrow I have some classic trashy women profiles I
can post for ya, they might be your type, of course with no RL info in them
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Mrpoopypants |
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animals fuck .. hell look at some of the people walking around with 8 kids ... Im not sure how young you are but " getting laid " umm not a big deal
. unless you are scruffy than yes ..its a miracle .
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Angela in WI |
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you are fucking gay!
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Mind The Gap1 |
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Here's one for ya she is really fat, probably 400 lbs...caps mean I edited out RL info
BIGMUFFIN0513Just looking to find someone who is willing to not be a "game" player.
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star jumper |
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Mind The Gap1 |
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here is a winner for ya, fat mormon with a mullet...can't spell either
cotton at age 3...and grew up working many different types of farms with my 7 brothers and 7 sisters... in 1974 I helped to pull weeds out of 200 acers of soy beans and cotton..at 16, I left home and moved to fla. at age 17 I came to washington state , I love it here thats why I staied here...when my second husband was alive I would send him flowers to his work place , and this made his fellow workers envy him so...and just because I loved him so much..I'd serve him breakfsat in bed...on the tray there would be a long stemed rose in a vase.. and sometimes he'd awake me the sameway...That was back in 2001 I've been single ever sence...I'd give up everything I have here if I can find the one man who can handle this country girl...I have no stds, and I'm a massage practioner...interested??? then contact me so we can get something started...thanks for your time...and remember ...A bell is no bell, til you ring it...A song is no song ,til you sing it...and love in the heart wasn't put there to stay...love isn't love until you give it away... |
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Ethel Mae Potter |
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I hate when you losers say "I don't judge" OF COURSE YOU DO!
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Zzunk |
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How come you don't know anyone to date, except the dregs you dig up on the internet?
How come women aren't attracted to you? What makes you think OT cares if you get laid or not? |
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jessica has spoken |
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I thought you were a chick.
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